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One-Sentence Novel; See title. Unlimited Comma Works challenge, jokingly suggested by Miva.
Topic Started: Apr 22 2017, 08:13 PM (356 Views)
Nedben
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Write as much as you possibly can into a single relatively coherent (runons accepted, just go for at least nedben-level theoretical comprehensibility) sentence, the lengthier the better.
Edited by Nedben, Apr 22 2017, 08:13 PM.
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After a long journey, much training and many a life lesson learned, Jared had challenged and won his epic battle with the Dragon.
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Nedben
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In the beginning there was a snake who was very angry and this anger was not good for her, as she ended up laying an egg that created the world and this was widely considered a bad decision, in fact by almost everyone the world was too wrathful so they all chopped each other up and set off a massive explosion that blew up the world so the snake gave up and facepalmed or really more face-tailed because of this big issue in the stupidity of what she had created beyond all measurement but the trolling of old-faced madmen in the depths of the internet chatrooms of infamous vigor.
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There was once a young man named Prince George, who after discovering his mistress was his long lost twin sister from the enemy country of Enkleheim the Grand Holy City State, lost his mind to a state of severe madness and grief unrelated to his mistress and sister's identity thanks to his rage over the nearby joint restaurant that was simultaniously a Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Long John Silvers, Pizza Hut, and A&W all combined into a single establishment no long had the Triple Double Mega Loaded Crunchrwrap Burrito Taco Naked Chicken Georgia Gold Nashville Box at that particular location, and Prince George was in desperate need of this box thanks to a chronic illness he had that caused him to bleed from his nose constantly and the mash of miscellanious Taco Bell food somehow cured this ailment temporarily.
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Nedben
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The appropriate solution for transmundane amaranth creation using high-level string blending is to duct-tape all the casters you will use to seed your godhead together and ensure appropriate solution of (preferably octember-harvested) sustenance chamber, then divulge the appropriate enlightenment charges to promote autohypnotic dream-to-realization genesis via directed autodidactic fragments, applied via emotional grenade team, as Unrehearsed Human Behavior (UHB) may derp your operation in abhorrent matters; irregardless, a Satrapi drive should be elongated to appropriately nymicize identification via wheel-kalpics, and promptly evert-birthblend constituent constituencies as needed to arbitrate kalenskics: this is absolutely necessary for appropriate et'ada congruency, dagonitics, diet magic, orbitals, hyperdrives, and negating negator-prevalence-superiority, as all of this coordinates into key kabbalah subdivision and principle principling in manifest metaphor stages, and ensures appropriate concept derivation for purposes of defined inception and subgradient conception; thus, arbitrarily suspending any and all Suggsverse atrophy-atrocities of suspension-surpass-failure above gradient compatibility limits, which can additionally be strongarmed through use of memospore dreamsleeve weaving to bind-connect adjacent amaranths appropriately, without pause, appropriation, or the unending screams of countless god-souls as the whole world goes under.
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Conjunctions are a rather convenient and easy way to effortlessly extend a sentence beyond the point of uselessness as you can almost endlessly chain them without any backlash from grammar teachers and students who think an English degree makes them better at the language than anyone else when really they just know more eloquent words to use during conversations where they don't fit and only serve to boost the user's ego and confuse everyone else involved or perhaps you could just spam the same word one hundred times for the same effect but without any of the careful consideration of words used and where but this isn't looked upon without condescending overtones since it is still completely valueless spam in the end. In any case try not using commas.
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